Crushing Debt

(26 September 2009, Dinant, Belgium) Two bankrobbers attempting to make a sizeable withdrawal from an ATM machine died when they overestimated the quantity of dynamite needed for the explosion. Nobody else was in the building at the time of the attack. Robber One was rushed to hospital severely injured, and Robber Two was unexpectedly excavated from the debris twelve hours later.

Uncovering the second bungler's body was a surprise because investigators initially assumed that the accomplice had managed a getaway. Would-be robbers One and Two weren't exactly impoverished--their getaway car was a BMW.

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Walmart Doesn’t Have These

Walmart is now carrying caskets for sale on line. The selection available is perfectly acceptable, if a little generic in appearance. Now, for those with a few extra dollars and the desire to give their recently departed loved one a more personalized resting place, there is a great site to check out.
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