Crushing Debt

(26 September 2009, Dinant, Belgium) Two bankrobbers attempting to make a sizeable withdrawal from an ATM machine died when they overestimated the quantity of dynamite needed for the explosion. Nobody else was in the building at the time of the attack. Robber One was rushed to hospital severely injured, and Robber Two was unexpectedly excavated from the debris twelve hours later.

Uncovering the second bungler's body was a surprise because investigators initially assumed that the accomplice had managed a getaway. Would-be robbers One and Two weren't exactly impoverished--their getaway car was a BMW.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2009-09.html

Walmart Doesn’t Have These

Walmart is now carrying caskets for sale on line. The selection available is perfectly acceptable, if a little generic in appearance. Now, for those with a few extra dollars and the desire to give their recently departed loved one a more personalized resting place, there is a great site to check out.
http://www.americancasketstore.com/ArtCaskets.html

Tax Lawyer Fights Rulings Barring Deduction For Prostitutes.

A 78-year-old retired Brooklyn, N.Y. tax lawyer said Thursday he will continue to challenge state and federal rulings disallowing medical expense tax deductions he claimed for his spending on prostitutes and pornography.

"It's a holistic approach to medicine," William G. Halby told Forbes. He said he spent the money--more than $300,000 over five years--to fight depression: "I live alone. I have no regular sexual partner." A father of three adult children, Halby said he has been separated for eight years but hasn't filed for divorce because it would affect medical insurance for his spouse.

This week, the U.S. Tax Court disallowed Halby's federal-tax-return deductions for 2004 and 2005. Last year, the New York State Division of Tax Appeals ruled the same way for his state tax returns from 2001 to 2005.

Besides noting that Halby's course of treatment did not have a doctor's blessing, both tribunals said prostitution is illegal in New York State and thus as a matter of public policy couldn't be the basis for a deduction.

Halby, who represents himself, said his appeals are focusing on what he said was an argument he made in legal briefs but which the judges didn't discuss: The U.S. Constitution contains a right of privacy that protects consensual sex whether paid or not. "I was very disappointed the judges didn't deal fully with my constitutional claims," he said. "If they are citing the illegality of prostitution in ruling against me, they have to rule on my position."

His appeal of the New York state decision--it found he owes tax of $18,000 plus interest--is pending before the State Tax Appeals Tribunal in Albany, an employee for that agency confirmed Thursday. Halby said he expected a hearing to be held early next year.

William P. Barrett, 09.17.09, 07:00 PM EDT

http://www.forbes.com/2009/09/17/prostitution-taxes-deductions-personal-finance-lawyer.html

BUSTED: Burglar Arrested After Checking Facebook During Robbery September 17th, 2009

So apparently it actually works both ways: careless Facebook use can both get you robbed and get you arrested for burglary.

According to The Journal, a 19-year-old Pennsylvania man was arraigned earlier this week on a charge of felony daytime robbery. How did police catch him? Simple: the burglar left a trail, by way of checking his Facebook account before leaving the house with two diamond rings and forgetting to log out.

Jonathan Parker remains in custody on $10,000 bail, facing a maximum 10 year prison sentence if convicted. A friend of the defendant said Parker had asked him for help breaking into the victim’s house the previous night, so things are not looking too good for the perp.

What do you think: is this a case of Facebook addiction, or just a very dim burglar? If robbery weren’t such a serious matter we might consider this story pretty much hilarious. As Homer Simpson would say, “doh!”

Bride Spends First Night with Crate of Vodka

BERLIN (Reuters) - A bride in Germany spent her wedding night passed out next to a crate of vodka in the back seat of a car and had to be rescued by police when the BMW began to overheat in the sun.

Police in the western city of Cologne said Monday the inebriated 30-year-old remained unconscious even after they smashed the car window to get her out.

"Only after being shaken several times did she eventually regain consciousness," police said in a statement.

Still clad in her wedding dress, the dazed woman had to scramble through the broken window because she had no idea where the car keys or her husband were, police said.